May 2012
71 posts
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit
my grandfather slipped and impaled himself on grass you inconsiderate fuck
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit
my grandfather slipped and impaled himself on grass you inconsiderate fuck
